Alright, let’s ditch the robotic tone and get real about AI writing, especially for us Indians. You know how we love a good story, right? Well, AI’s just spitting out facts, not weaving tales.
“Certainly,” “Overall,” “Below is…” Does Your Content Sound Like a Robot?
We’ve all seen it. You’re reading something online, and it just… feels off. Like someone’s reading from a textbook, but not a very interesting one. That’s probably AI writing. Tools like ChatGPT and others are fantastic for getting a first draft, but they leave behind these telltale “fingerprints” that scream “robot wrote this!”
Why Should We Care?
Look, we are a discerning bunch. We value genuine connection, whether it’s over chai or through the words we read. If something sounds fake, we’re going to switch off. Plus, Google and other search engines are getting smarter. They can spot AI-generated stuff, and that can hurt your website’s ranking.
Spotting the Robot: AI’s Quirky Habits
Each AI tool has its own little quirks. Think of it like different cooks in the kitchen.
- ChatGPT: Loves its “certainly” and “such as” phrases. It’s like that super formal uncle who always gives long, detailed explanations.
- Claude: Always quoting “according to the text.” It’s like that friend who constantly reminds you of what you just said.
- Grok: Reminds you a lot! “Remember,” “might,” “helps in.” It’s the helpful, but sometimes nagging, assistant.
- Gemini: Always wants to give you examples “below” and “in summary.”
- DeepSeek: loves to point out “crucial” and “key improvements” like a teacher reviewing student’s work.
- Llama, Gemma, Qwen, Mistral: All of these models have their own ways of sounding predictable. You’ll see patterns in how they structure lists, use formal language, and explain things.
How Do We Make AI Sound Like Hum Aapke Hain Koun?
Okay, maybe not that dramatic, but you get the idea. We need to inject some life into these robotic drafts.
- Change the First Sentence: AI starts with these boring, predictable openings. Instead, start with a question, a relatable anecdote, or something that grabs attention. Think of how we start conversations at the local tea stall – engaging and personal.
- Ditch the Robot Words: “Certainly,” “overall,” “below is.” Replace them with everyday language. Instead of “certainly,” say “of course” or “absolutely.” Instead of “overall,” try “basically” or “in short.”
- Mix Up the Formatting: AI loves bullet points and numbered lists. But we don’t talk like that, do we? Use paragraphs, add some humor, or even throw in a relatable analogy.
- Rearrange Things: AI writes in a straight line. But life isn’t a straight line! Mix up the order of your points. Start with the conclusion, then explain how you got there.
- Add Your Masala: This is the most important part. Share your own experiences, opinions, and stories. Talk about how something relates to Indian culture or daily life. AI can’t do that. Add local references, use hindi words where it fits, or share a story about how your family taught you something.
- Use relatable scenarios: Instead of just stating facts, describe how it impacts a normal person in India. Example: “Imagine you’re trying to book a train ticket, and…” or “Think about how your neighbour would react if…”
The Bottom Line: AI is a Tool, Not a Writer
Think of AI like a kitchen gadget. It can chop vegetables and mix ingredients, but it can’t cook a delicious meal. That’s where you come in. You’re the chef!
Use AI to get a first draft, but then put your own stamp on it. Add your personality, your stories, and your unique perspective. That’s what will make your content stand out and connect with your audience.
Let’s keep it real, keep it relatable, and keep it human. After all, that’s what we do best!
